The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted porn by crot the porn memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a crot woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When crot I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her memek eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or memek sex worker.

Now, memek memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal porn Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread bokeh – the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm crot is being faked. In other bokep words, memek you can’t measure passion in porn terms of decibels: bokep memek there’s memek sex bokep as crot performance art, bokeh and memek porn sex as memek genuine intimacy. bokeh And bokep when a bokep woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In crot my days editing The memek crot Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly bokeh confessed porn to crot faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two bokeh researchers from porn the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, bokep and crot that bokep women were prone to what they described as crot ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying memek this, memek but memek can crot you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound memek familiar, bokep ladies?

porn The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is bokep if your sex memek education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a bokep woman from Sunderland crot said in memek 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As porn far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan bokeh and crot bokep Cacilda Jetha crot concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you’re bokeh a sex worker, memek I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: bokeh crot the best bokeh sex may just crot be the quietest.

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